"Oh, are we going to a baby shower that I didn't know about?"
Husband: "No, why you ask?"
"Well the presents, there on the table - who are those for?"
Husband: "Oh those are for C's birthday, I decided to try my hand at wrapping!"
"The ones with the pregnant woman all over the front? Isn't C turning 9?"
Husband: "Pregnant woman?! I thought it was just a girl walking her dog...."