On date night

Husband calls on way home with kids in car.

Husband: Hey! So we are on the way home now, be there in a few!

Wife: Excellent! There's an already made bottle of breastmilk in the bottle warmer, and I've locked myself in the office with a bottle of wine and two glasses- see you soon sexy lover!

Husband: uhhh. *clears throat* your on speaker phone...

Everyone in car: Hiiiii Mommmmyyyyy!!!!

Wife: ...

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